Wanganeen Is So Special

when we wake up in the morning

we’ll be off to Adelaide

we are the umpies for the Showdown

Footy Park, Saturday

Every one of our decisions

Will come under scrutiny

But we won’t stand no complainin’

Zero tolerance, you see

CH.

Wanganeen is so special

Deserves all the frees he gets

And as for frees against him

Never paid one yet

2.

We wont tolerate no language

if we pay a red hot free

If you argue ‘bout the angle

We’ll put you on the boundary

We used to put away the whistle

Last five minutes of the game

Now we pay ‘em if we want to

So the fans, they learn our names

CH.

Don’t even try touchin’ Wanga

Or you’ll answer to the umps

And we’ll chuck in fifty metres

If you lay a little bump

Wanganeen is so special

Deserves all the frees he gets

And as for frees against him

Never paid one yet